24 Days

I have exactly 24 days left now, and a gauntlet has been set down. My boss has offered me a substantial wad of cash if I slept with one of the more obese members of the office. Now this girl is big. Not only rather large but also has a very very whinny and annoying voice. So the remuneration must be high. Naturally I’m going to consider (being a red blooded male), but even someone with low standards has to be paid to go down this avenue. My mind has mainly been weighing up the pros and cons today; con – sleep with a tubby girl… pro – playstation 3…